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17 March 2009 @ 11:53 am
tips for vancouver urban living  
(Originally published at Pith and Vinegar: blog version.)

Points system for dog watching in Vancouver:

+10: Your dog is small and ugly.
+5: Your dog is small and cute.
+0: You are walking your dog.
-5: Your dog is wearing clothes. (Note: bandannas are acceptable.)
-10: Your dog is wearing designer clothes.

Scientific conclusion: No one likes to feel underdressed next to a dog.

 
 
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Crystal: Shocked[info]saffyre_dragon on March 18th, 2009 02:29 am (UTC)
Why do I click on your links? This time I ended up looking at the Bad Girl doggy dress which for some reason the site has deleted. Wrong. Just wrong
Jessica: fryguy[info]jezzicuh on March 18th, 2009 03:44 pm (UTC)
Duh. That's WHY you click on my links. ;)
 
 

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